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Sam
26 August 2010 @ 04:48 pm
Mara:
anyway i hate talking about music
my tote bag has "the decemberists"
printed on it
so some chick starts talking to me about music
and i feel like you cannot talk about music without sounding like a toolbox


Sam:
was she a hipster


Mara:
especially not indie music
no definitely not
sad person maybe


Sam:
lol


Mara:
and so to not give the impression of being an indie kid myself
i started talking about dragonforce
and basically felt like a dick
hate music
i need a new bag


Sam:
lol
o mara
yeah i was walking around dvc with
my biohazard symbol bag
and this dude came up to me
and started talking to me about mustard gas
and so not to give the imperssion of being a chemical kid myself
i started talking about nuclear weapons
and basically felt like a dick
hate wmds
i need a new bag
 
 
Sam
26 June 2010 @ 12:42 am
After months of shitty non-working drivers Tascam has finally put out a version that makes listening to music via my Tascam-144 on Windows 7 actually feasible. Which means...I can finally use my studio monitors again.

Here's crossing my fingers that the new drivers don't cause random BSODs like the last ones that worked did, but
MUSIC IS NOW ORGASMIC.
How did I ever live without these?
 
 
Sam
05 June 2010 @ 07:00 pm
I saw two people get caught on fire today:
http://www.contracostatimes.com/top-stories/ci_15234962

That was pretty fucking intense.
 
 
Sam
05 May 2010 @ 03:02 pm
The best part about living in Pleasant Hill is that it is consistently 10 degrees hotter than back in Orinda.
 
 
Sam
26 April 2010 @ 01:35 pm
Oh god I just got a HILARIOUS email trying to convert me to Islam:

In the name of Allah, the most gracious, the most merciful

WORLD PEACE FORMULA FOREVER

To

From: World Peace Maker
Moulana Abrar Alam
Karachi, Pakistan

Peace upon those who obey to guidance of Almighty Allah / Assalamu Alaikum


Respected Human Brother/Sister,


I hope that you will be very fine, and I am fine also. It is sure that I do not belong to any terrorist group, political or religious party, and I have no any political, religious party or terrorist group. Also, I did not learn any weapon training and nor shared in any terrorist activities, because I am naturally against of all that. I am only a Master, neutral Muslim scholar, writer of Islamic books and a spiritual man who treat those patients who have been tired or disappointed from the medical treatment.


My thinking is that all mankind is in beginning from one father and mother Adam and his wife Hawa (peace be upon them). So by this way all mankind, ladies and gents are brothers and sisters among us. But Alas! It is sad that there are bomb blasts and underground wars among us, and the condition of mankind in the world is extremely bad in majority because they have not enough food for eat, fresh water for drink, useful clothes for wearing, houses for living, medicines for illness specially in rural and urban areas of all countries in the world. I think the solution of these problems is only money but the all governments of all countries of world have no money left to spend for these problems. Because, they are compulsively spending approx. 75% money on atom bombs or dangerous weapons for defense their countries in the situation of wars.

So as a human brother of all mankind I was very sad by this situation and was researching the reason for it. I thank to my Almighty Allah that by his mercy I have found the reason for this situation, and because you are a human brother to me I want to share you also that I can get your best opinion and help about it. So I request you to give me some time for it, I will be very thankful to you.


According to my research the reason for it is very hard differences among the religions in the world and reality is that these differences has destroyed the mankind, that the all wars in the past were religious, and underground these religious wars are continue at this time also, but if I say that these religious wars will be continue in future also and there is a sign of atomic wars, it will be not wrong.

So we all mankind should end these religious deference from the world firstly and establish the only one religion which is true near to the creator of this universe secondly that we all mankind can live among us with love and unity and can secure the world from destroying. Without it, it is challenge from me forever that we cannot establish the peace in the world forever, and cannot stop the bomb blasts, atomic wars attack the one country on another country and solve the problems of 75% mankind who have not basic necessities in villages and rural areas.


Because there are various religions in the world and there are many differences among them. So the followers of all religion want to progress their religions and end other religions from the world. The Hindu says that their religion is right and the religion of Muslims, Jews, Christians and others are wrong. The Muslims say that their religion Islam is right and the religion of Hindu, Jews, Christians and other religions are wrong. Similarly the Jews, Christians and other followers of all religions say same to same as above.


In these situations how can we establish the peace in the world forever, how we can secure the world from destroying, how we can end the poverty from the world, and how we can succeed in this world and hereafter too?

So we all mankind should end the religious differences that we accept the only one religion which is right and true religion near to the creator of this universe, whose name in Arabic language is Allah, in English God, in Urdu Khuda, and in Hindi Bhagwan.


It is sure that I do not advise the mankind to change the map of world, so all countries will remain in present conditions and the public will choose their governors in their countries by their votes.


This is my world peace formula forever, I request you that if you are agree with my thinking what I have said in above then contact me for more discussions and details or study my websites: www.peaceinworld.com and www.rightfulreligion.com.


Which religion is surely true and right near to the God?


Now I want to describe that according to my research neutrally which religion is surely true and right near to the God who has created this universe. It is not necessary that my research will 100% right near to you, but I want to inform you about my research that you can discuss with me as a human brother and it will be useful for me. So kindly do not mind anything.

It is obvious that we worship the God because he created us alone, and he created the earth, sky, sun, moon, stars and all things of this universe which are necessities for us also because we cannot live on the earth without sun, moon and etc. We cannot say that the last Prophet Muhammad of Muslims, Esa Masih son of saint Maryam Prophet of Christians, Uzair Prophet of Jews (peace be upon them), or respected Ram and his brother Lakchhaman or other anyone from the jinn or mankind were share with Almighty Allah in creating the universe? So we cannot say also that they are Gods, or parts of God, because they were from mankind, they used to eat earthly foods, and we all know that God does not need eat food because he has not the body like the mankind who has need to eat and drink. Yes we can say that they were lovely persons or saint to the God.


So according the all religions the creator of this universe means God is only one, so his true religion at a time should be only one too. It is impossible that he gave permission to various different religions to guide the mankind that they become enemies, and happen the wars among them? So when I researched neutrally that which religion is surely true to the God I found that the true religion from the time of last Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) is only the religion Islam as it has declared in Holy Quran in Surah no 3 verse no 19, "Truly, the (recognized) religion in the sight of Allah is Islam."


And in Surah no 5 verse no 3 "Today, I have perfected your religion for you, and have completed my blessing upon you, and chosen Islam as Deen (religion and a way of life) for you". These two verses of Holy Quran in above have declared that the true religion near to the God is only the religion Islam. The Holy Quran says in Surah no 3 verse no 85 that the other all religions except religion Islam has cancelled as it is obvious from this verse. "Whoever seeks a faith other than Islam, it will never be acceptable from him, and he, in the hereafter, will among the losers."


There is an another undeniable proof also on being the Islam rightful religion and that is protected dead bodies of Millions Muslim Martyrs and other true Muslims in their graves under the Earth in fresh and sleeping condition in cemeteries of Muslims without used any chemical on their dead bodies since centuries and years. But there is no any dead body of any Non-Muslims protected in fresh and sleeping condition without use any chemical.


We cannot say that the earth is Muslim, so it protected the dead bodies of Muslims and did not protect the dead bodies of Non-Muslims? And also we cannot say that the earth itself has capacity to protect the dead bodies? The reality is that this protection is by the order of Almighty Allah and his pleasure, but it is a sign that those persons whose dead bodies has protected, their believes and acts are acceptable near to the God. It is sure that they all are Muslims, so it is proof that the religion Islam is true religion near to creator of this universe and the other religions have cancelled. I have mentioned some events of protected dead bodies of Muslims in my website named www.rightfulreligion.com. You can study about those here with true proofs.


This is my research shortly about the true and rightful religion near to God. I think that if we established this religion only in the world and rejected the other cancelled religions it will be sure that we can establish the peace in this world forever and we can be succeed hereafter too. Because by this way the God also will happy from us and will bless on us as he has blessed on dead bodies of true Muslims in their graves.


May I hope that you will think about what I have said in above or discuss with me, I will be very thankful to you. Almighty Allah guides us for his right path.


Your human brother / Your Islamic brother




_____________
Moulana Abrar Alam, Holy Quran Challenge Center A-963, Sector 11-B, North Karachi, Pakistan - 75850
Email: abraralam@peaceinworld.com
Cell: 0092-3332100668
0092-3062045286


Sincerely,

Your human brother / Your Reptile brother
Sam
 
 
 
Sam
25 January 2010 @ 11:47 pm
Look at what this douchebag in my Discrete Mathematics class posted in our introductions thread:

"I was originally born in Houston, but I've lived mostly in Concord, and I have seen most of
the beauties of the Bay Area throughout my life here.

I'm still not sure what I expect to accomplish at DVC, but since I'm only 17, that isn't much
of a problem, as of now. It's well known, among my previous instructors, that I am brilliant,
even in English, which is my worst subject. My spelling is infallible, and I am something of a
grammar nazi. It runs in my family.

If my grade isn't an A at the end of the class, then I doubt anyone else's will be. That's what
I've gotten in my past 5 math classes."

Good fucking lord.
 
 
Sam
07 January 2010 @ 03:18 pm
I found an old journal from when I was in third grade. The first half is typical kid stuff, what I did at recess, talking about friends coming over and what I ate for dinner last night, etc. Things change when you get to 4/15/97: "I got a new computer a few day's ago thats all i feel like writeing".

Every single entry after this is me talking about playing computer games.

Every.

Single.

Entry.
 
 
Sam
12 December 2009 @ 10:10 am
Look at this delicious and aesthetic computer:

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834115656&cm_re=Acer_Aspire_AS1410-_-34-115-656-_-Product

This is my reward for finishing finals/a good amount of my savings and christmas monies.
 
 
Sam
17 October 2009 @ 12:33 pm
 
 
Sam
11 October 2009 @ 12:52 am
the only person you can ever really rely on is yourself