Look at this delicious and aesthetic computer:

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16834115656&cm_re=Acer_Aspire_AS1410-_-34-115-656-_-Product

This is my reward for finishing finals/a good amount of my savings and christmas monies.

the only person you can ever really rely on is yourself

things I like:
getting 100% on my econ test

I think one of the dumbest things that ever happens to me at the library is when people give me their drivers licenses to look up their cards and then spell their names out loud for me.

the best part about working at the library is the milfs

why isnt my iphone charging

how does apple expect me to survive in modern day society

I want to move out.
I want to spend more time on my music.
I want to hang out with all the people I haven't had a chance to.
I want to have a better paying job.

I don't want to have to do all this homework.
I don't want to have to spend money on gas.
I don't want to have to wake up early ALL THE TIME UGH.
I don't want to listen to the same cds over and over again like I have been.

don't stop
just talk until I sleep
wake up
and I'll tell you what I dreamed
I tell you everything
I'll tell you where I've been

Transfer to UC berkeley via L&S so I can do it sooner.
Double major in computer science and cognitive science.
Do work.
Get graduate degree specializing in A.I. or human-machine interfacing (or both).
Become cyborg.
Become robot.
Become invincible robot.
take over world
?????
PROFIT

transfer to UC berkeley via L&S so I can do it sooner.
Get a B.A. in computer science with a minor in cognitive psychology
do work
get MBA
start A.I. and robotics company
buid skynet + terminators with a backdoor for me
take over world
?????
PROFIT

love live music

I ran into like six people from miramonte today. EVERYONE goes to DVC.

Father died thinking of this crappy product!

2/24/2009 - Bryan of Washington, DC, USA writes:

My father had an illness that didn't let him get out of the house much, and his memory was on the downfall over the last few months. He was in his room watching tv and he saw the shamwow commercial and for some reason really wanted one. Since he doesn't ask for much, me and my wife (his daughter-in-law) decided to buy him a set to use around the house, as he didn't get out much.

The product arrived and we had him wait to open it until we got back from the hospital because we thought he was having a stroke. When we returned he was out of it and went to bed. We woke up in the middle of the night to him crying loudly in his room, which is next to ours. He has spilt his bed pan and tried to clean it up with the shamwow cloth. It wasn't working and he thought it was HIS fault! After hours of calming him down, while I cleaned up the mess with towels, we took him into the kitchen to show him it works. WELL IT DOESN'T, and our neighbors also tried it with theirs that arrived the next day, and theirs was a bust as well.

My father was always in a sad mood after that, as he thought it was his fault it didn't work and he could only seem to remember the commercial saying how good it was and his failure with it. My father died at the age of 72, crying mad as my niece brought in some shamwows her boyfriend had bought to show them to us, not knowing she was there to see my father on his death bed! HE SAW THEM, and we all tried to take them out before he saw them!!! He started to cry and yell, and as I took my niece out of the room, my father yelled out a scream of anger and pain I had never heard before. He never got to say his last words to me or our family, all he saw was his own failure and shame and he died in tears, thinking only of an angry world, and not of our LOVE FOR HIM! This product is garbage, and should be banned, burnt, and that evil man selling it to be drowning and try to save himself by using his own product to soak up the water, as he WOULD DIE!

code all night

I havent been on 4chan a single time in the past three days.

WTF IS THIS

Thank you for ordering the SHAMWOW from the Sham Wow - Official TV Products Store.
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( I have assembled a collection of the greatest books the orinda library has to offer. )

This is what the back of my car looks like:


This is where I have to park everyday: